Some movie lines are just made for repeating, like these 7 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul Movie quotes! If you checked out our Wimpy Kid trivia post yesterday, you know that The Long Haul is an upcoming family road comedy movie that is set to hit theaters on May 19, 2017. It is based on the 2014 book of the same name by Jeff Kinney and is the sequel to the 2012 movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days. Here are some quotes from the upcoming movie as well as one quote from each of the past 3 movies in the series.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul Movie Quotes
Voiceover, from the movie trailer:
Voiceover- “There are caped crusaders, galactic guardians and amazing web slingers. But for over a decade, only one hero dared to be wimpy. He is the wimpy kid.”
The voice of Greg Heffley, the wimpy kid, from the movie trailer:
Greg- “There’s one thing that I learned in my years of being a kid and that’s that you have zero control over your own life.”
Greg is played by Jason Ian Drucker.
Susan Heffley, talking to her family: Frank, Rodrick and Greg:
Susan- “Who’s excited about the great Heffley road trip?”
Susan is played by Alicia Silverstone, Frank is played by Tom Everett Scott and Rodrick is played by Charlie Wright.
Voiceover, from the movie trailer:
Voiceover- “This summer, he’s going further than he’s ever gone before…and becoming a rebel.”
The family is planning a road trip to visit grandma for her 90th birthday. However, Greg and Rodrick have other plans: attending a video game convention.
Quote from the 2010 Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Conversation between Greg Heffley and his best friend, Rowley Jefferson:
Greg- “I heard someone in the hallway saying that Bryce Anderson has a cute butt. What does that even mean?”
Rowley- “A butt can’t be cute, it’s a butt!”
Quote from the 2011 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Conversation between Grandpa Heffley, Susan Heffley and Greg Heffley, as they are celebrating Grandpa’s birthday:
Grandpa- “Next year, I want a chocolate cake!”
Greg- “That is if you’re alive next year.”
Susan- “Greg!”
Greg- “Honesty, mom!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbqqYuG1TCM
Quote from the 2012 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
Conversation between Rowley and Greg, as they are about to take off on a carnival they think is scary:
Rowley- “In case we don’t make it, there’s something I have to tell you. One time I went to the bathroom and I didn’t wash my hands.”
Greg- “One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.”
Rowley- “What!?”
We saw the movie trailer for this while at Beauty and the Beast. My daughter is really excited to watch it!
My girls always loved watching the Wimpy Kid movies growing up. They were pretty excited to see a new one is on the horizon. I can’t wait to take them to see it!
My friend’s son is absolutely obsessed with Diary of a Wimpy Kid. He probably knows all these quotes.
My niece would love checking this out.
We will have to take her.
I didn’t know this was coming out, i need to take my nephews! these are such cute quotes though!
I’m sad they changed the characters. I love those movies!
I have never read nor watched anything about The Diary of a Whimpy Kid. I honestly don’t know much about it. It does look interesting though.
My nephew will be super excited to see this. Maybe I’ll take him for his birthday!
I think I will be looking forward to a call from my youngest sister begging me to take her kids to watch the movie. She and her husband are often away at work and she asks me favors like this for her kids. It is okay with me really. I get to watch movies for free. 🙂
Sounds awesome! I can’t remember watching the movie but I’m sure the kids will like it as well. It’s a nice movie for movie night!
I would love to watch this film! I haven’t even read the book but I’ve always been interested.
I know our kids are going to want to see this movie. Heck, even I’m looking forward to seeing the movie. Looks like a good one.