Today we’re sharing a few of our favorite quotes from the Pretty Little Liars TV show. With a cast of such smart, sassy and witty characters, you just know that Pretty Little Liars is full of spectacular one-liners worth repeating! Over the last 5.5 seasons, just about everyone has said something that made me pause, rewind and listen to it again! Check out our picks for the best quotes from Pretty Little Liars!
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Best Quotes from Pretty Little Liars TV Show
Season 1
Episode 1- Pilot- Spencer says to Melissa, “Well, you know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.”
Episode 12- Salt Meets Wound- Lucas says, “Yeah, I’m kind of studying. This semester I’m planning on going from honor roll to toilet bowl.”
Episode 21- Monsters in the End- Ezra says to Aria, “Are you gonna torture me because I gave somebody else a ring? Aria, seriously, it wasn’t even a karat!”
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Season 2
Episode 8- Save the Date- Hanna says, “Jenna can’t hear us; she’s blind…you know what I mean.”
Episode 13- The First Secret- Alison says to Emily, “Were you wishing you could taste her Cherry Chapstick?”
Episode 15- Let the Water Hold Me Down- Mona says to Spencer, “You’re like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.”
Season 3
Episode 7- Crazy- Aria says to Hanna, “Hanna, friends don’t let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.”
Episode 12- The Lady Killer- Hanna says, “Paige wasn’t in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko.”
Episode 17- Out of the Frying Pan Into the Inferno- Hanna says, “I always hated biology. I mean who cares how a cell divides, it just does.”
Season 4
Episode 11- Bringing Down the Hoe- Aria says, “It’s just been a long time since I could go to a school dance with someone I’m dating.”
Episode 12- Now You See Me, Now You Don’t- Caleb says, “She’s probably eating popcorn and watching us play Desperately Seeking Mona.”
Episode 22- Cover for Me- Spencer says, “Fantastic! I will go upstairs and fill this with my dignity.”
Season 5
Episode 2- Whirly Girly- Toby says to Spencer about the next time he goes to London, “You’re taking me with you, and we’re never coming back.”
Episode 12- Taking This One to the Grave- Hanna says, “Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.”
Episode 24- I’m a Good Girl, I am- Emily tells Spencer that they need to talk to Hanna and soon. Spencer asks her what Leslie said. Emily responds, “I can’t. There are barracudas with duller teeth.”
What are your favorite quotes from Pretty Little Liars? Share in the comments!
I was a HUGE PLL fan before the show but had to stop watching after season two because it took a completely different direction to the books (I wish they stuck to the books storylines, now it’s just too crazy.) I never knew there were so many great quotes throughout the series though <3
I love PLL, but it really has run it’s course. It was so awesome the first 3 seasons. I need to watch the last 3 episodes to catch up right now. These are great quotes. The Hanna ones are my faves.
I have to admit, I don’t watch this show. I love the quotes, though. The barracuda one is the best.
I’ve heard that this show is great but I’ve never seen it. Love the quote about breaking into an asylum.
I don’t get to watch often, but that means I am prone to binges when I get the chance. Love this show – so fun and entertaining. Great quotes!
We’ve heard a lot of people talking about this show. Not sure if it’s for our demo but we’ll have to check it out 🙂
Hahaha, had a good luck. You know I spent so much time scared of A when watch PLL that sometimes I missed the jokes
This is such a great show! They have some really great writers because the dialogue is wonderful in this show.
I started watching PPL on netflix and was addicted, then i got my bf addicted. My favorite was season 3 but there was a mix up on what episode we watched last so we need to start watching again. love all these quotes from each season. its really a good show
I’ve never seen this show, but I have a couple friends that are obsessed, and I’m sure they would love this. I’m going to have to share with them.
I like this quote: “Hanna, friends don’t let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.” It’s witty but it says a lot about how friends should stick together.
OUt of the frying pan and into the inferno, lol. I’ve done that before. 🙂
My daughter-in-law is a huge fan of Pretty Little Liars, she would love to see this post! I’ll have to be sure to share it with her so she can enjoy too! 🙂
I know I’m in the minority, but I’ve never actually seen PLL!! It sounds like they have great writers though!
I just love PLL. It’s my guilty pleasure. I haven’t finished up this season just yet. It’s waiting for me on Hulu.
I am such a fan of Pretty Little Liars when it started but life got busy and I wasn’t able to watch it anymore. These are such memorable quotes!